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*Editor’s Note: The other day I came across this fantastic post on Reddit, and while Mr. Sc4s2cg has to remain r/anonymous, I assure you all Patronizing dollars will find their way to his bank account. A Day with Android Morning: 8:00am Wake up to the vibration of my watch, which is controlled by the Sleep […]
feel her feeling your pain
In the words of the greatest political mind of a decent generation, “I’m less visually observant than others, but I make up for it…with cunning and guile.” I am The Son of Sam Seaborn. *** (this was originally posted on 10/10/16 but some people on Twitter thought it might be worth bumping in advance of […]
do less...
Nintendo has always gotten off on withholding. Legend of Zelda and Metroid games taunt us by making inaccessible areas visible; behind doors locked by keys we don’t have, placed beyond a chasm we cannot cross, protected by shields we cannot breach. Thus, the satisfaction of playing these games lies in our overcoming these roadblocks, in […]
float like a kite, sting like a bee
There is nothing in team sports quite like the knuckleball… In no other sport is there a specialized skill, mastered by only a few players, which seems to run contrary to every accepted tenet of that position. Advanced concepts like mixing speeds and eye levels, varying pitch selections, and keeping a consistent motion aside, the […]
